REMOVES IMPOSSIBLE STAINS & ODORS FROM CLOTHING
Deep Stain Remover
Stains? Not on my watch!
Cleans with All 7 Enzymes
Why 7 enzymes? It’s like asking “why do you need more horsepower?” And the answer is, because you want to flex that BDE (Big Daddy Energy) when cleaning laundry stains. You rarely get to brag about much anymore. Being a stain slayer is a good way to earn some street cred with your children and a better way to earn some special treatment from the Mrs.
Cleans: watermelon, blood, urine, feces, armpit filth, butter, chocolate ice cream, red wine, olive oil, lipstick, foundation (the makeup kind), grass, pasta sauce, blackberries, milk chocolate, vegetable oil, energy drinks, crayons, pen ink, vomit, and everything in between
Cleaning Power: 10 out of 10
OBLITERATES THE "UNWASHABLE"
Goodbye, Funk!
Crushes tough stains and odors from clothes and fabrics like they never stood a chance. And takes care of the grime in all those ‘dad zones’—whether it’s your pits, your junk, or your butt. No more fabric funk!
DIRECTIONS
EVERY DAY STAINS: Saturate the stain, wait for at least 30 minutes, launder as normal.
MAX POWERRR: Saturate the stain, agitate with a soft brush or rub the fabric together, wait for at least 8 hours, launder as normal in warm water.
DON’T SKIP THIS PART: Test for color fastness on dark colors first. Organic dyes or cheap clothing may bleed. On wool and silk, do not let it sit for more than 10 minutes before rinsing, as the enzymes will start to eat the natural fibers.
SAVE THE PLANET, DODGE THE LECTURE.
Mom-Approved
Over 95% plant and mineral-based ingredients. Eco-friendly, zero plastic bottles.
INGREDIENTS
(Over 95% Plant & Mineral-Based): Filtered Water, Coco Glucoside, Laureth-7, Lauryl Glucoside, Glycerin, Laureth-4, Isopropylideneglycerol, Lauramine Oxide, Protease, Nuclease. Sodium Borate, Amylase, Coconut Fatty Acid, Lipase, Pectinase, Cellulase, Mannanase, Citric Acid, Calcium Chloride, Sodium Hydroxide, Fragrance, Benzisothiazolinone
Free from: Sulfates, Parabens, Phthalates, Bleach, Animal Ingredients, Plastic Bottles
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