Tonight's spaghetti, this morning's coffee: spray the stain thoroughly, let it sit 8hours, launder as normal. Done. No advanced course required

EVERYDAY STAINS? ITS ON THE BOTTLE

Spray Thoroughly

Sit 8 Hours

Launder As Normal

But odds are you're not here for everyday stains. You're here because a stain beat everything else in the cabinet. Keep reading.

THE CORE MOVES

1. DROWN THE STAIN

The enzymes need complete contact with the stain, every edge of it. Soaked,not spritzed. If it looks lightly misted, you're being too polite.

2. AGITATE

Caked-on or stiff stain? Spray alone won't reach the core. Work it in with the DadMode brush. The gentle boar's hair bristles drive enzymes deep into the fibers without chewing up the fabric. Think of washing your car: spray the soap and skip the mitt, and the dirt's still there. Agitation breaks up the gunk so enzymes reach the source.

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3. THE MARINATE

This is the whole ballgame. The enzyme package is the reason this bottle costs more than the stuff that didn't work. Without 8 hours of dwell time, you aren't getting your money's worth. Light stain or surface odor? You can get away with 1 hour minimum. Anything serious gets the full 8+.

Pro Move: Ball It Up

After spraying a garment, fold it into a ball with the treated stain in the middle. Trapped moisture keeps the enzymes fighting all 8 hours.

4. WASH LIKE YOU MEAN IT

For tough stains: warm water, heavy cycle, heavy soil, extra rinse. The whole shebang. Your washing machine has those buttons for a reason. Today they earn their keep.

Pick Your Battle

Choose the right approach for your stain level

Level 1

EVERYDAY STAINS

The usual suspects, caught early. Follow the bottle.

Spray thoroughly
Sit 8 hours
Launder as normal
Level 2

SET-IN & CAKED-ON

Deodorant armor plating in the pits. The blueberry pie from last weekend that rode home in a beach bag. Stains with seniority.

Drown it
Agitate (brush)
8+ hrs, balled up. Then Launder warm & heavy.
Level 3

THE NUCLEAR OPTION

You ran Level 2 and the stain is still standing? Run it again, and add a scoop of Heavy Duty Laundry Booster to the load right alongside your detergent. Oxygen bleach + 7 enzymes + odor destroyer, hitting from every direction. If it survives this, frame it.

Everything in Level 2 
1 scoop Booster in the wash

Heavy Duty Laundry Booster

Oxygen bleach + 7 enzymes + odor destroyer. The finishing move.

Get the Booster

Heavy Duty Laundry Booster

Oxygen bleach + 7 enzymes + odor destroyer. The finishing move.

$29.99

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Know Your Enemy

ENZYMES DESTROY THESE

  • Blood, sweat & grass
  • Food, sauce & grease
  • Deodorant & pit buildup
  • Milk, formula & spit-up
  • Wine, coffee & juice
  • Mud, dirt & "mystery"
  • Pet accidents & odors
  • Body odor & bodily fluids

CRAZY TOWN (NOT COMING OUT)

  • Paint
  • Sharpie
  • Nail polish
  • Black mold
These aren't stains. They're permanent residents. We'd rather tell you now than after half a bottle.

QUICK ANSWERS

  • Nope. It's formulated ready-to-fire whether it sat on the shelf two seconds or two months. Point and spray.
  • Once it dries out, the enzymes stop working. Nothing bad happens, they just quit. That's why you ball it up: trapped moisture keeps them on the clock.
  • 24 months from purchase when it lives indoors at normal room temperature (60–80°F). High heat shortens its life, so the garage in August is out. A cabinet or shaded spot inside is perfect. The bottle is opaque on purpose to block sunlight, but sun still warms it up, so keep it out of the window.
  • Sure. An opaque bottle is best (there's a reason ours is), and same storage rules: indoors, 60–80°F.
  • Yes. Enzymes are biodegradable and septic-safe.
  • Safe for colorfast fabrics. For delicates and "dry clean only," test a hidden spot first or ask us before treating.