Every Surface Cleaner

CLEANS EVERY SURFACE UNDER YOUR ROOF

The house isn’t going to clean itself. 

Being a dad means you are cleaning up messes all the time. Just like the Quick Detailer you use on your car, this is designed to be the easy choice to clean every (non-fabric) surface in your home. This product will migrate throughout your home and, occasionally, it will probably vanish like the TV remote.

From Kitchen to Chaos: Tackle everything from countertops to bathroom battles, office spills, and whatever’s lurking in the corners. This stuff handles it all.

Manly Scents Only: Sandalwood & Suede. No floral needed—just a subtle reminder to everyone that you handled business.

Mom-Approved

SAVE THE PLANET, DODGE THE LECTURE.

Over 95% plant and mineral-based ingredients. Eco-friendly, zero plastic bottles. 

INGREDIENTS

(Over 95% Plant & Mineral-Based): Filtered Water, Laureth-7, Isopropylideneglycerol, Lauryl Glucoside, Lauramine Oxide, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate, Citric Acid, Sodium Hydroxide, Fragrance, Benzisothiazolinone

Free from: Sulfates, Parabens, Phthalates, Bleach, Animal Ingredients, Plastic Bottles

Directions

DESIGNED FOR WHATEVER YOUR KIDS CAN TOUCH (AND DESTROY)

EVERYDAY CLEANING: Spray the surface generously, wait 10-15 seconds, and wipe thoroughly with a clean microfiber cloth.

SERIOUS MESSES: Spray generously and wait 1-2 minutes before wiping.

DON’T SKIP THIS PART: Use a bench scraper on countertops before spraying. Don’t use in direct sunlight or with a dirty towel, unless you like streaking.